Environmental Disaster Reality Show

Joe and Nelly’s Conversation with the Earth

They sat on the edge of a high cliff in Croatia, the Adriatic stretching out endless and blue, its calmness a strange contrast to the storms they spoke of.

Nelly: “It’s funny. The sea looks eternal, but we’ve poisoned almost every ocean already. Sometimes I wonder if the planet remembers each scar we’ve given it.”

Joe: “It does. A hundred years of disasters, and each one is carved deep.”

He leaned back, eyes half-shut, and began to list them.

Joe: “First came the Dust Bowl in the 1930s—millions of farmers forced off their land in the United States. They treated the earth like an enemy, and the wind carried away their future.”

Nelly: “And Japan… Minamata. The mercury from that chemical factory killed people slowly. Children born with twisted limbs, whole families cursed by a poison they never chose.”

Joe: “The seas took blow after blow. The Torrey Canyon spill in ’67, the Exxon Valdez in Alaska, and later, Deepwater Horizon in the Gulf of Mexico. Oil spreading black like a funeral shroud.”

Nelly’s voice lowered.

Nelly: “And the land itself—Love Canal. Families built their homes on buried chemical waste. Mothers watching their children fall sick, while governments looked away.”

Joe: “The machines we thought would save us turned against us. Three Mile Island in America, then Chernobyl—radiation that still haunts Ukraine. And Fukushima, when the tsunami ripped through Japan. We promised the atom was safe, but we lied to ourselves.”

They fell silent for a moment, listening to the waves slap the rocks.

Nelly: “And Bhopal, Joe. That one breaks my heart most of all. A gas cloud that killed thousands while they slept. The poorest paid the highest price.”

Joe: “And the Aral Sea. Once the fourth largest lake in the world, now just a desert with rusted ships stranded on sand. Whole communities lost, swallowed not by water, but by its absence.”

Nelly: “Don’t forget the fires of Kuwait. Black skies, burning oil wells lit by retreating soldiers. The earth itself screaming.”

Joe: “And while all this happened, the Amazon was cut down tree by tree, lung by lung. And out in the Pacific, our garbage floated into an island of plastic. We didn’t even notice at first.”

She pulled her knees to her chest, staring into the horizon.

Nelly: “All these separate disasters… but they add up to something larger, don’t they? The climate itself shifting. Droughts, floods, heatwaves. We’ve lit the fuse of the greatest disaster of them all.”

Joe: “Yeah. Climate change isn’t a single event—it’s the sum of all our sins. Every mistake amplified. Every choice coming back to haunt us.”

The sky darkened slightly, a storm building out to sea.

Nelly: “Do you think we’ll ever learn?”

Joe: “The earth is patient. Maybe she’s waiting to see if we’re worth forgiving. Maybe our children will be the ones to decide.”

The first raindrops fell, cool against their skin. They didn’t move. They let the rain wash over them, as if it were the planet’s tears—or perhaps its baptism.

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The Most Dangerous Game

Night in Vancouver. The studio lights are low. Rain streaks down the glass.

Solid Snake steps from the shadows, voice calm but certain.

Across from him stands Nelly Furtado, watching him carefully.


SNAKE:
You asked me if I think they exist.

He pauses.

SNAKE (firm):
Yes. The Illuminati do exist.

The word hangs in the air.

NELLY:
People say that like it’s a punchline.

SNAKE:
It’s not a punchline. It’s history.

He sets a thin, worn book on the table.

SNAKE:
The Bavarian Illuminati were founded in 1776. Adam Weishaupt. Suppressed on paper in the 1780s. The old Catholic Encyclopedia describes them as a secret society that aimed to reshape the world through reason, infiltration, and long-term strategy. Degrees. Oaths. Hidden influence.

He steps closer.

SNAKE:
Groups like that don’t just vanish. They go underground. They adapt.

NELLY:
And the prophecy?

Snake’s eyes narrow.

SNAKE:
Every secret order believes it’s part of something older than itself. An ancient plan. A destiny written in symbols and rituals. Some call it enlightenment. Some call it the age of reason. Others whisper about a coming era — a world unified under one philosophy.

He glances toward the rain-soaked skyline.

SNAKE:
When organizations believe they’re fulfilling prophecy, they justify anything. Influence. Manipulation. Cultural engineering.

NELLY:
You’re saying they’re moving through music? Through culture?

SNAKE:
Power doesn’t need armies anymore. It needs narratives. Symbols. Timing.

He looks directly at her.

SNAKE:
You said the Illuminati exist. I believe you. Secret societies have always existed. The question isn’t whether they’re real. It’s what they believe they’re building.

A low rumble of thunder.

SNAKE:
Ancient prophecies are dangerous things. The moment someone believes they’re chosen to fulfill one… they stop asking whether they should.

Silence.

NELLY (softly):
So what do I do?

Snake adjusts his bandana.

SNAKE:
Stay sovereign. Know your own story. Prophecy only works if people play their assigned roles.

He turns toward the door.

SNAKE:
And I don’t follow scripts written by secret societies.

The rain keeps falling.

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Say it Right: Afro House

The rain falls softly over a dim Los Angeles skyline. Neon flickers. A rooftop.

Solid Snake leans against a concrete ledge, cigarette ember glowing in the dark. Across from him stands Solid Snake, older, quieter, carrying the weight of too many missions. And in front of him — not a pop myth, not a headline — but Nelly Furtado.


SNAKE:
You know… I’ve operated in every shadow this town can cast. Hollywood’s full of ghosts. Actresses. Spies. Double agents wearing perfume instead of camo.

(He exhales smoke.)

But you… you’re the only girl in this city I’ve got history with.

NELLY:
History? Or unfinished business?

SNAKE:
History means I remember who I was before the noise. Before the missions blurred together. Before everyone started playing roles instead of telling the truth.

(He looks at her directly now — no battlefield distance.)

That’s why it’s you.

NELLY:
You’re saying I’m “the one,” Snake?

SNAKE:
I don’t believe in destiny. I believe in patterns. Survival. Trust built under pressure.

You and me? We’ve already walked through fire once. That kind of bond doesn’t show up twice in the same war zone.

(A helicopter hums faintly in the distance.)

NELLY (softly):
And if Hollywood tries to rewrite the script?

SNAKE:
Then we don’t let it.

Some snakes guard the garden.

And some things… you protect.


The city glows below them — not a battlefield tonight, just possibility.

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Marriage Proposal

Joe takes Nelly’s hands and tries to steady his voice.

“Listen,” he says, half-laughing through the nerves, “I’ve got a hernia, and chasing this idea that you’re waiting for some flawless savior nearly broke me. I know I’m not perfect. I’m stubborn, I overthink, I limp a little when it hurts. But I can try. I can show up. I can grow. Nothing is impossible if you try.”

He softens.

“I don’t want to be your hero from a movie. I want to be your partner in real life. The guy who carries the groceries, who sits with you in the waiting room, who believes in you when you forget how. So… marry me. Not because I’m perfect. But because I’ll keep trying, every single day.”

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